🕊️ Congratulations to the Benevolent Dictator
In which satire surrenders and gives the man his medal.
I. The Confession of a Skeptical Citizen
💭 Well, God damn.
He actually did it.
Against all odds, media spin, and basic laws of psychology, Donald J. Trump — the gilded ghost of Fifth Avenue — somehow initiated peace between Israel and Gaza. I can’t believe I’m writing this, but here we are. He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Just give it to him for God’s …
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