The Gospel According to St. Donald of the Perpetual Podium - Part I
A Book of Faith, With Footnotes Written in Pencil - Part I of a serialized essay
And it came to pass, in the eleventh month of the civic year, that Donald Trump ascended the lectern and spoke unto the nation. And his words were not policy so much as scripture, not explanation but revelation.
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